no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs
no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs
i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).
That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.
So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.
You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.
Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:
Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:
TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).
This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing
My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I’m genuinely impressed.
The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing
When the communists take over this is what they’re gonna to do all the straight men who weren’t able to be turned into women
just had a dream that the epic rap battles of history guys announced ‘a new direction for the channel’ and then released literally hundreds of rap songs about 9/11 in the span of an hour
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
- 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
- 1 part methadone
We can’t have shit anymore
Puyo Puyo CD error messages
- BIOS is incompatible
- Backup RAM is full
- No multitap detected
being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing
you need to have the kind of soul usually reserved for monks to be able to hop on a game you have hundreds of hours on that you’ve been playing for years, suck ass at it, and not want to jump into the sun or get mad in chat at some 13 year old who downloaded the game last night and is already better than you . there are many others who live like me. join us